Is the soap so dirty it needs to be washed?

So my previous post served to provide some kind of back story to this endeavor of slobumentation (documentation of slobtometry (the science of slobitude)). I do want to note right here and now that there is a dishwasher directly to the left of the sink.

Today I wandered into the kitchen to get some coffee and as I washed out my personal coffee cup - which I might add that I always wash myself and never leave to the jungle that is our kitchen - I saw a few dishes in the sink.

Here you can see our sink. In fact this is not that bad for what we usually see. A few critiques: CLEAN YOUR FUCKING SHIT UP. Also, do not leave the implements used to clean dishes in the sink. It is not clean. In all likelihood, it is probably dirtier than the toilet. Yes. The sink may in fact be dirtier than a place where human beings repeatedly drop trow and blast a dook.

That said, upon first glance this is not as bad as it can get. Or is it?

Upon closer review, that is the HAND SOAP IN THE SINK! Did some helpful soul think, "Hmm, the hand soap looks a little grubby. We should clean it up. Oh, I know I will put it in the dishwasher. Oh no, the dishwasher is full, so in stead of unloading the washer and then putting the hand soap AND my own fucking filthy dishes into the dishwasher I am going to just leave it in the sink like a filthy animal. Oh I am so special. Quick, somebody wipe my butt in the bathroom because I don't want to get my hands dirty from the disgustingly clean toilet."

Forensically, I know what happened. The thought process above almost assuredly occurred, sans the idea of washing the soap. Somebody this sloppy would never think soap containers could get dirty. How could they? They are filled with cleanly goodness!

This person waddled to the kitchen, saw a full dishwasher (whether dirty or clean dishes, it is irrelevant) and decided to dump their dirty dishes in the sink. This individual then thought, hey, "While I am making a giant fucking mess that somebody else will clean up, I might as well wash my own hands of this whole filthy affair." Upon washing their hands, this walking meat-sack then decided the effort of putting the hand soap back on the side of the sink was too much effort and they just dropped in where they dropped everything else they were done with.

CLEAN UP YOUR SHIT!