Crusty

Well it appears you struck again you arrogant jerk.

How many of these dishes do I think are yours? Only one. I think that the mugs are the work of multiple assholes, kind of like a bear that got shot in the ass with a 12-gauge. The bowl, though. The bowl and the sponge, left teetering on three mugs just to taunt those of us with personal hygiene. Who do you think you are?

You seem to think that you are the Bonny Prince Charlie. Somebody who does not need to clean up after one's self. WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT FLOATING WHITE THING? I hate you more than standardized testing. Really, what the hell is that crust? There was a sponge there, rather than balancing it on a bunch of mugs like a filthy game of Jenga, why not clean up after yourself ya fucking pig.